Here are the best and funniest tweets from Football Twitter over the past week. 
Someone had the bright idea of lobbing Jamie Carragher right into the middle of the Yellow Wall at Dortmund last week. 

.@Carra23 is living his best life out in Dortmund pic.twitter.com/YXXv5Ed3tn
— CBS Sports Golazo (@CBSSportsGolazo) May 1, 2024

After about eight pints, Carra got a little handsy with Jadon Sancho. 

Sit back, relax, and enjoy @Sanchooo10's postgame interview with @Carra23 and @Pschmeichel1 pic.twitter.com/51ofqzbDOW
— CBS Sports Golazo (@CBSSportsGolazo) May 1, 2024

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Can Daniel Sturridge give us the lotto numbers for next week"

Sane will be a big problem tonight. Goal for him and a pen for Kane — Daniel Sturridge (@DanielSturridge) April 30, 2024

Give Erling Haaland’s social media manager a raise. 

May the ??? be with you! pic.twitter.com/vqHgHW9dOQ
— Erling Haaland (@ErlingHaaland) May 4, 2024

Erling Haaland delivers brutal riposte to Roy Keane jibe
Just the 25 Premier League goals for the Norwegian striker this season. 

?Cole palmer is just a goal behind haaland?
Erling Haaland: pic.twitter.com/6FvulbZfC1
— gvardiolszn (@etihadstoner) May 4, 2024

Roy Keane, however, continues to have a go at the son of his favourite former adversary. 

"Behaving like a spoilt brat"
Roy Keane is not holding back about Erling Haaland pic.twitter.com/GKiGV44...