MOTM Poll: Dortmund Flat in First Goalless Draw in the Bundesliga Since 2019
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If any of you show up in the comments complaining that I didn?t nominate someone else, please go to therapy. The only reason anyone got nominated was because I respect format. Sometimes the nominations for Man of the Match pick themselves. Other times, like in this evening?s incredibly flat, incredibly uneventful 0-0 draw with Heidenheim, no one made even the most basic case for themselves. I?ve seen much worse performances from Dortmund over the years, including multiple significantly worse efforts this season! But I would have a hard time thinking of another performance that was as drab as tonight?s uneventful draw at the Voith-Arena.
If you were to really stretch the definition of the word highlights, you could point to Donyell Malen?s disallowed goal, which was unfortunately ruled offside by the finest of margins, or the golden opportunity that Tim Kleindienst failed to convert 15 minutes into the game. But if we?re being totally honest, this was 90 barren minutes that have been stolen from us. Friday night no less. I could be six pints deep on the thickest, haziest NEIPA, chatting mountains of shit and enjoying the Six Nations. Instead I?m trying to come up with four nominations from a game that, at best, saw two players that most other weeks would constitute the absolute dregs of the nominations. Here are the nominations from BVB?s 0-0 draw with Heidenheim.
Ian Maatsen
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