ARSENAL SQUAD WELCOMES RETURNS
Champions League eve is here and I have taken it upon myself to channel my inner slightly-threatening-teenager-on-a-bus vibe by looping the Champions League theme tune on my iPhone and putting it on speaker. The office meeting room is my tunnel. I enter slightly late for effect. I time my walk-ins to the crescendo, I give a wave to department head John, I hand Sandra from HR a club scarf. Then we sit down for a ‘chat’ about my substandard performance and disruptive behaviour.
Good times.
There’s no official injury news, but fans are combing through the training videos Arsenal released or unembargoed today. It would seem that Thomas Partey is back in full training along with Jorginho and Fabio. But Tomi, Zinchenko, and Jesus are all still missing. Listen, would I like to see our full-backs and our main #9 back in the mixer" Yes. I would. Have we missed any of those players" We have not.
Think about that. I mean it, think about that right this second.
You done"
At least 2 of Arteta’s 4 seasons have collapsed because we’ve lost a combination of fullbacks. Now we’re missing two of our best and no beat has been skipped. That’s progress baby.
No Jesus" No problem.
No Partey" The show goes on…
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