Arteta shocked the world by attending the Salt Bae restaurant, allowing the chef to put a lump of steak into his mouth, and awkwardly lay his hand on the Spaniards’ shoulder.
I’m shook.
Did he know where he was" Did he know they had a video crew filming him" How did someone not stop this happening"
Honestly, I do not know what it is with professionals in the game of football and their draw to the weirdest restaurant concept to take hold in a generation.
Really hoping it was an elaborate ‘organic’ promotion for the region.
Onto Arsenal, the news has really come shuddering to a halt right. There’s not much going in terms of excitement. I’ve had people sending me ITK chatter around Victor Oshimen. I just don’t think his signature fits with Arsenal’s appetite for foreign purchase risk or our budget for next summer. We need:

At least two central midfielders
A versatile defender
A powerhouse winger with outrageous pace
A back-up keeper
A striker

Dropping £120m on Victor Oshimen doesn’t allow us to bring in all those players. He feels like a Manchester United signing. I’m not sold on his talent. I’d much rather Ivan Toney, or if I’m dreaming, it’d be Evan Ferguson. The Zirkzee link felt far more Arsenal than the link with the prolific Nigerian.
My big concern so far this window is all the rumours are about players coming into the club.
Where are my rumours for players exiting"
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