SLAUGHTERHOUSE 6, THE SHEFFIELD CUT
Honestly man, what more can you say about this Arsenal team" They hit Sheffield United for 6. Sure, they are the worst team in the league this season, but this result was no freak, it was the 8th consecutive half of football we’ve scored two or more goals in. This game was just more of the same.
7 games. 31 goals. 3 conceded. Wow.
Arsenal have moved into a new zone – the slaughterhouse zone. Last year, one of our biggest weaknesses was playing with our food and sometimes losing it. In 2024, the team has developed a ruthless hunger in games, so voracious, we’re swallowing prey whole like a komodo dragon eating a baby goat (do not search that on tiktok).
I thought we’d need a few more years or some fancy/expensive striker to show us the way there. I was wrong. We just needed Salt Bae and some Dubai sun to get the wheels of progress rolling at 100mph. We now have the best goal difference in the league by 6. The team people were slamming in December for predictable slow football are now tearing the opposition apart like T-rex when they put that goat out for him (I and doing goats wrong today).
It’s so brutal, I’m shocked we haven’t heard Jamie Carragher or Gary Neville piping up about the unfairness of it all.
The thing I love about this moment in time is it came from good coaching and a shot of belief. Most fans thought we’d need to buy our way out of this moment when the truth was closer to ‘everyone needs to chip in...
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