VARy ANNOYING + PARTEY EXIT
I don’t like talking about parenting. Honestly, there is nothing more boring in my new life as a dad than meeting other dads who want to talk to me about being a dad. The first 18 months of having children is fighting the urge to be a real f*cking bore. I refuse to be the man who slides into grey joggers, soiled New Balance trainers with an ‘I never get to exercise’ paunch.
However, there is one area that I have fully failed at… I have accepted that I will, at all times, have food on my clothes. I can’t fight it anymore. There aren’t enough drycleaners to keep up with the Cheeto handprints and the yogurt kisses. Food mishaps are so regular, I’ve found enough time in the day to find a common enemy.
Egg yolk. Fuck egg yolk. Yeah, I said it. I don’t mind the white of an egg, but if a child enters the room with the yolk on their hands, I’m fighting them.
So why is this Arsenal-related"
As fans, our equivalent to accepting food on your nice clothes is to be 100% clear on what is going on at PGMOL.
… they are targeting us. We cannot expect to exit games with decisions going for us. PGMOL is egg yolk and after the Arteta rant, the stain is indelible.
Jarred Gillett, an Aussie ref who has a Fox Sports article about him that indicates he had to sign away Liverpool rights because he supported them as a youth seems to be involved in a lot of Arsenal games where he makes heavy-handed decisions against us.
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