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DARK ARTS GAME IN THE MUD"

DARK ARTS GAME IN THE MUD"

This international break has gone from feeling like a breath of minty fresh air, to smelling like sitting next to a hangover on the London Underground. We thought that Saka, Big Gabi, and Martinelli were all engaged in some dark arts preservation...
Arsenal - 2024-03-28 05:01:28
FIXTURE FURY

FIXTURE FURY

The Premier League dropped the fixtures for some of the reworks needed before the end of the season… and they have not been kind to Arsenal or Aston Villa. The big issue" The break Tottenham Hotspur has been given before meeting us. Crazy as...
Arsenal - 2024-03-25 05:01:26
KIT DETAILS – WHY THEY MATTER!

KIT DETAILS – WHY THEY MATTER!

Good evening, my darlings; how are we on this fine day" England plays Brazil. Should be a fun match-up. Shame the pre-game drama is about a kit detail. That said, I do want to weigh in on it because I live in this world. Nike presented this...
Arsenal - 2024-03-23 05:01:29
ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER ONE

TOMIYASU SIGNED A NEW DEAL. We all love it. Worth noting that Edu and Richard Garlick opted to give him a 2 yr extension (option for one yr), instead of the 3-5 everyone has been signing onto. This reflects two things for me: Lack of...
Arsenal - 2024-03-22 05:01:18
WITHDRAWAL AMOUNT: JUST RIGHT

WITHDRAWAL AMOUNT: JUST RIGHT

Arsenal finally moved towards earning their diploma in the dark arts by withdrawing the following players: Gabriel Jesus Big Gabriel Martinelli Thomas Partey Tomiyasu By withdraw, I mean, the players themselves have told their county...
Arsenal - 2024-03-20 05:01:23
NEW STRIKER LINKS

NEW STRIKER LINKS

I’m so sorry I wasn’t there for you when you needed a hit of CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAW reaction. So here it is now: I like it. Bayern Munich is the perfect blend of super club at a lowish ebb that is very beatable. If you win, you’re really...
Arsenal - 2024-03-17 05:01:06
BENNY AND TOMI PUT PEN TO PAPER

BENNY AND TOMI PUT PEN TO PAPER

What are you doing Friday" That’s right. CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUARTER FINAL DRAW. Feels sexy, right" That is a very nice collection of top tier clubs. No Qarabag for us. Just pure heritage clubs that’ll have American gooners crying off sick...
Arsenal - 2024-03-15 05:01:28
DAVID RAYA CEMENTS #1 STATUS WITH HERO PERFORMANCE!

DAVID RAYA CEMENTS #1 STATUS WITH HERO PERFORMANCE!

Arsenal is through to the quarter-finals of the Champions League for the first time since 2010. Wow. 14 years out in the cold. And here we are. What a feeling! I’m a touch emotional about it because I wasn’t sure we’d ever get back the...
Arsenal - 2024-03-14 05:01:18
MATCH DAY BLOG – DEFEATING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DARK ARTS

MATCH DAY BLOG – DEFEATING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DARK ARTS

Well good morning my darlings, how are we today" Good" Great" Incredible" Surely not a 3 out of 10" Don?t be like that, we have a Champions League game this evening. There?s exciting injury news, Tomiyasu is back in contention after a very...
Arsenal - 2024-03-13 05:01:24
ARSENAL FINISH OFF BRUTAL BRENTFORD

ARSENAL FINISH OFF BRUTAL BRENTFORD

That was my favourite victory of the year because it was exactly the sort of game the narrative gods thought they could control. They couldn’t. The injury-ravaged bully boys of Brentford came to our house to rough us up and put some...
Arsenal - 2024-03-11 05:01:16
MATCH DAY BLOG – ARSENAL VS BRENTFORD

MATCH DAY BLOG – ARSENAL VS BRENTFORD

The team sheet is in and Arsenal is looking very strong for the home game against Brentford. Key news: Martinelli has a deep cut on his foot, so I suspect that’s the last we’ll see of him until after the international break. Just thank your...
Arsenal - 2024-03-10 05:01:20
LEVEL SETTING ON NEXT PITFALLS

LEVEL SETTING ON NEXT PITFALLS

You can’t come here every day expecting this to be a joy fest. I’m sorry, that’s not what we’re about. I will always find something to complain about. This will keep you on your toes. First thing we need to chat about. Arsenal became the...
Arsenal - 2024-03-07 05:01:16
SLAUGHTERHOUSE 6, THE SHEFFIELD CUT

SLAUGHTERHOUSE 6, THE SHEFFIELD CUT

Honestly man, what more can you say about this Arsenal team" They hit Sheffield United for 6. Sure, they are the worst team in the league this season, but this result was no freak, it was the 8th consecutive half of football we’ve scored two or...
Arsenal - 2024-03-06 05:01:20
MATCH DAY BLOG: SHEFFIELD UNITED VS ARSENAL

MATCH DAY BLOG: SHEFFIELD UNITED VS ARSENAL

Arsenal must beat Sheffield United this evening. No ifs, buts, or maybes. I don’t care how the performance looks, the only thing that matters is exiting with 3 tasty points. Liverpool lucked out again after some dreadful officiating at the...
Arsenal - 2024-03-05 05:01:18
MAGIC NUMBERS

MAGIC NUMBERS

It is absolutely not game day and that makes me sad but happy at the same time. I like the idea of sitting back to watch City and Liverpool lose. But I do not like the idea of a Monday night game. My weekend will feel empty. We spoke on the...
Arsenal - 2024-03-03 05:01:03
MUDRYK MANIFESTATION

MUDRYK MANIFESTATION

Wad up my friends. Was that a cool intro" Could be the new me. Arsenal have all sorts of interesting stories swirling around the club at the moment. MUDRYK is back on the agenda because James from Gunnerblog said he cried when he was told his...
Arsenal - 2024-03-01 05:01:14
REAL HUSBANDS OF ARSENAL

REAL HUSBANDS OF ARSENAL

When I worked in New York, I led the Bravo account. I worked on Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and Below Deck. As a red-blooded man of sport, I went into the job pretending I was taking one for the team. ‘This nonsense isn’t for...
Arsenal - 2024-02-28 05:01:19
ACCEPTING SLOW PLAYER INTEGRATIONS

ACCEPTING SLOW PLAYER INTEGRATIONS

Let’s be honest here, that was quite the weekend, right" Liverpool played Chelsea in a leggy League Cup semi-final that went into extra time. Chelsea were really bad, their monstrously expensive squad couldn’t take down a Liverpool side that...
Arsenal - 2024-02-27 05:01:19
ARTETA IS A CRUEL MAN (AND I LOVE IT)

ARTETA IS A CRUEL MAN (AND I LOVE IT)

I cannot overstate how impressive the Arsenal win against Newcastle was. Football seasons are defined by moments – and that moment was the sort that title-winning sides clock up. The context was a terrible loss midweek. How would the boys...
Arsenal - 2024-02-26 05:01:11
MATCH DAY BLOG – SQUAD BOOST AHEAD OF GAME"

MATCH DAY BLOG – SQUAD BOOST AHEAD OF GAME"

Well, here we are, a Saturday night game under the lights against Newcastle United. Arsenal going all in on the atmosphere. Arteta is calling for noise in his presser, the club dropped a very nice video hyping the fans and the ‘wall of...
Arsenal - 2024-02-25 05:01:20
THE NEWCASTLE TRAP

THE NEWCASTLE TRAP

Arsenal vs Newcastle is going to be a very BIG game. The trajectory of our season hit a pigeon mid-air – and we’re unsure how quickly the pilots can gain control of the plane. Hopefully, that was just a bout of turbulence and not an engine...
Arsenal - 2024-02-24 05:01:15
NICE BOYS FC

NICE BOYS FC

Arsenal vs Porto didn’t go the way we expected, but it kind of went the way we knew it could because we’ve been there in the past against teams like Milan who would always take advantage of Wenger naivete. You can’t sugarcoat this one; we...
Arsenal - 2024-02-23 05:01:17
MATCH DAY BLOG: PORTO VS ARSENAL

MATCH DAY BLOG: PORTO VS ARSENAL

Mikel Arteta delivered a pretty sober press conference before our first Champions League last 16 in 7 years. He paid respect to Porto as a team, as a historic club, and as a competitor. It was pretty clear that he is very much aware this young...
Arsenal - 2024-02-22 05:01:28
ARSENAL SQUAD WELCOMES RETURNS

ARSENAL SQUAD WELCOMES RETURNS

Champions League eve is here and I have taken it upon myself to channel my inner slightly-threatening-teenager-on-a-bus vibe by looping the Champions League theme tune on my iPhone and putting it on speaker. The office meeting room is my tunnel. I...
Arsenal - 2024-02-21 05:02:26
FOUR STRIKER CATEGORIES ARTETA WILL CONSIDER

FOUR STRIKER CATEGORIES ARTETA WILL CONSIDER

MONDAY MORNING BABY… and it’s just me and you. Sitting on a train. Or a park bench. Or maybe while you drive… don’t do that. Put the phone away. This content is NOT worth it (it is). Let’s chat about the unravelling of the Ivan Toney...
Arsenal - 2024-02-20 05:09:55
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